I won’t tell you where, but you can figure it out if you know me. If you don’t, well, just imagine this and you’ll be duly impressed anyway. The Cheerleader informed me that a company received 90 lbs. of weed via FedEx on Monday.
This is so unusual that:
- The people at the office thought they were being set up by either the government or their employer.
- The office smelled AMAZING the entire day, but no one was willing to actually test the grade of the weed
- The FedEx guy didn’t know a thing – apparently either he’s never smelled pot before or he was too high to realize there was something more there.
- When called, the local police department thought it was a joke and didn’t respond until AFTER THE SECOND CALL!
But, the all-time best moment of this story comes from the fact that the box with the pot was misdelivered to this particular office only because this business deals with large mechanical parts that are generally delivered in boxes that are big enough to hold 90 pounds of ganga. From what has been told to us since, the cops have caught the sender, but not the intended recipient. And just how does one explain away losing that much weed?
So yeah, one more reason to avoid doing drugs – they make you amazingly dumb. FedEx them?! OMG!