The mis-named “American Family Association” head Bryan Fischer has decided that Todd Akin didn’t go far enough, and it’s time to double-down. This prick has been spending the las score of years of his life trying to force members of the LGBTQ community back into the closet because we upset his small-minded world view. And you know what? He needs to stop. I don’t care what you think about me personally, but his attacks on us have passed from simple rhetoric to becoming the campaign slogans for Mayor of Crazyville. There’s nothing good about this man, and any of you who think there is need to get some help.
I, however, would really like a martini. This idiot would drive Jesus to drink.