Hamm On Wry

Well, it’s not a big surprise to anyone that’s been out to a gay bar that we love our Divas. Madonna, Cher, Britney, Christina, Shakira, Whitney, Missy, Gwen and so many others have spun out some amazing music over the years since Disco died and was resurrected as Dance. And tonight, at Rich’s, they have GRLZ which is a night of dance-a-licious Divas doing their thing, spun by DJ Joe Ross, and let me tell you, it’s a night like no other. Now, I need to get back to the club, I just stopped off at Starbucks to check my email and since nothing has broken, well, I’m off to Rich’s to dance my face off. See you later this week, and I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving!

Ok, so I said that I would put video of me doing stand-up online for all to enjoy. At least, that’s the hope, that you’ll all enjoy this. If you don’t, well, you get what you pay for. Click Here to see something funny - ME!

UPDATE: The camera stopped in the middle of filming, so there is a second punch-line that is missing, and of course, a jarring skip. If you ask really nice like I might tell you the second punch line, which did get a good laugh as well.

This is going to be short because it’s five in the damn morning and I’m just now getting in and getting this all in place. The Cheerleader and I went to the Houston Black Tie Dinner last night and had a blast. This was by far the best night of the year, and I’m so happy that I got to share it with one of my best friends. Even better, we got to meet Kathy Griffin who was phenomenal!!!

Click Here to view just a bit of the show. The video was captured on the camera, and from where we were sitting, it was just easier to film the big screens they had in front of us. Kathy was truly awesome!!! WE LOVE HER!!!

I won’t tell you where, but you can figure it out if you know me. If you don’t, well, just imagine this and you’ll be duly impressed anyway. The Cheerleader informed me that a company received 90 lbs. of weed via FedEx on Monday.

This is so unusual that:

1. The people at the office thought they were being set up by either the government or their employer.
2. The office smelled AMAZING the entire day, but no one was willing to actually test the grade of the weed
3. The FedEx guy didn’t know a thing - apparently either he’s never smelled pot before or he was too high to realize there was something more there.
4. When called, the local police department thought it was a joke and didn’t respond until AFTER THE SECOND CALL!

But, the all-time best moment of this story comes from the fact that the box with the pot was misdelivered to this particular office only because this business deals with large mechanical parts that are generally delivered in boxes that are big enough to hold 90 pounds of ganga. From what has been told to us since, the cops have caught the sender, but not the intended recipient. And just how does one explain away losing that much weed?

So yeah, one more reason to avoid doing drugs - they make you amazingly dumb. FedEx them?! OMG!